• teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an amateur

the motto
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow


My guardian angel probably facepalms himself a lot.


girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black


more impressive bubbles have been blown, but not on this stoop

Clueless (1995)

LARRY CARLSON, Zebra Zhores, collage on paper, 12x10in., 2012.