I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
— J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via soapieschoice)
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
- Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake